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|It's called dismounting*|
|Life without horses, I don't think so.|
|The only way to live--Horses|
|Just Gotta Saddle Up!|
|Does this saddle make my butt look big? (horse talking)|
|the way of life=horses.|
|Can we talk about how pretty I am? (horse)|
|Here are some funny sayings and quotes about horses!|
|it's alot like nuts and bolts! if the rider's nuts the horse bolts!
heaven is closer than you think! only about 13-15 hands high!
i fail to understand how "you look like a horse" is an insult!
life is short! hug your horse!
cowgirl = a better lookin cowboy with brains!
you can love your horse and ride it and your horse can love you and squash you!
how to ride a horse:
step one - mount the horse
step two - stay mounted!!
Love means attention, which means looking after the things we love. We call this stable management.
An exhibitor went up to a horse show judge to complain about being placed below someone who made some sort of mistake, such as being on the wrong lead. The judge's explanation:"The other guy did it better wrong than you did it right!"
Lessons From Your Horse:
When you're tense, let me teach you that there are lions in the woods, and we need to leave. NOW!!
When you're short tempered, let me teach you how to slog around the pasture for an hour before you catch me.
When you're short-sighted, let me teach you to figure out where, exactly, in 40 acres I'm hiding.
When you're quick to react, let me teach you that herbivores kick much faster than omnivores.
When you're worried, let me entertain you with my mystery lameness.
When you feel superior, let me teach you that mostly, you're the maid service.
When you're self-absorbed, let me teach you to pay attention!! (I told you about those lions in the woods...)
When you're arrogent, let me teach you what 1,200 pounds of yahoo-let's-go! speed event horse can do when suitably inspired.
When you're lonely, let me be your companion. Let's do lunch. Also breakfast, dinner, and snacks.
When you're tired, don't forget the 600 pounds of grain that need to be unloaded.
When you're feeling financially secure, let me teach you the meaning of "veterinary services, additional."
Horses comment on a car -"150 horsepower, big deal. I'd be impressed if it ran on hay."
Jumping: It's just doing flat-work in the air.
Jumping is just dressage with speed bumps!
Amazingly fast, incredibly strong, tirelessly proud, fantastically gentle, he is a huge dark beast that touches the hearts of all who meet him. He has known joy and violence. Felt the warmth of children and the cruelty of abuse. He has nearly died saving lives and merely been killed by a drunken act. He has known the finery of grand estates and the filth of stinking slums. He has survived fire and flood, starvation and torment. And nothing could break his spirit or his great love. This is HIS life. He is called the horse.
- Anna Sewell
Why go over this jump when there is a perfectly good path around it?
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|Feeling down? Saddle Up!
An English horse has grace and beauty, a Western horse has guts and speed...but my horse has it all!
Grooming: The process in which dirt is transferred from the horse, to the groom!
My best friend runs on 4 legs
Ride to live-live to Ride
A dog looks up to a man, a cat looks down on a man, but a horse looks a man in the eye and sees him a equal!
The horse stopped with a jerk, and the jerk fell off.
No time spent in the saddle is ever wasted!
Riding: The art of keeping the horse between you and the ground!
Ride like you stole it!
Some people think riding isn't a real sport-we know better!
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